Posts Tagged ‘TREE’
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Don’t Litter
City parks are places where everyone can go to enjoy being outdoors. The Green River City Park is especially nice, complete with a duck pond and areas for picnics, basketball games, playground equipment, benches for sitting, and even fields where touch-football can be played or on a nice day for kite flying. All the people enjoy the park, including the little children who get to play outside and get lots of fresh air and sunshine. One key element to keeping the park fun and enjoyable for everyone is keeping it clean. That means putting all garbage in garbage cans. While most people who enjoy the park are very considerate of others, Ryan Webber is not. Ryan just doesn’t pay attention to trash cans and throws his fast-food refuse on the sidewalk and ground! Fran Gerkenstine takes her dog Pythagoras for a walk every day in Green River City Park. And every day she ends up telling Ryan that he shouldn’t be littering. But, Ryan just laughs it off and litters anyway. Too bad for Ryan that Mr. Clown has taken an interest in litter-bugs and has vowed to squash them with his scythe.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Litter © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Bad Werewolf!
For the past few months on the night of the full moon someone has been terrorizing the woods outside of Green River! Cats and other small pets have gone missing. A girl scout disappeared on a camping trip last month on the same night all of Farmer Ted’s chickens were snatched in the night. And, someone keeps digging up Mr. Clown’s flower-beds! Since it’s only on the full moon, that can only mean one thing—WEREWOLF! So, Mr. Clown has grabbed his trusty silver machete from the basement and is going into the woods to teach that bad werewolf a thing or two!
Mr. Clown: Bad Werewolf© 2012 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown Ain’t Afraid of A Honey-Badger
According to the internet, the Honey-Badger is the fiercest creature in the world. And the Honey-Badger doesn’t give a @#$%. He’s just hungry. However he has been getting into Mr. Clown’s garbage. That is not OK. Mr. Clown is not OK with that disgusting little beast digging through his garbage and leaving cottage candy wrappers all over the driveway. Everyone in the neighborhood has told Mr. Clown not to confront the Honey-Badger. Because the Honey-Badger will tear him up. Do you think Mr. Clown is afraid of a Honey-Badger? Mr. Clown don’t care. He don’t give a @#$%. He is going to teach a lesson. So take that Honey-Badger.
Mr. Clown Ain’t Afraid of A Honey-Badger© 2012 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Kill Babysitters
Every year at Halloween, the peaceful town of Green River is terrorized by a serial killer! One who did not get his degree at Serial Killer Lesson Clown College! This killer blows into town in a cheap dime-store Halloween mask and his orange prison jumpsuit and kills babysitters! Now, while this so-called Babysitter Murderer only kills babysitters who have misbehaved. Most often they have misbehaved with their boyfriends or by drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana. But, he often kills them while these babysitters are in charge of the little children! Mr. Clown heartily agrees that bad children (even those who are teenagers) should be taught lessons—no matter how severe. Yet Mr. Clown does not like that the Babysitter Killer is leaving little children unattended! What if there is a fire? Or some other emergency? Such as if someone has to use the bathroom? How many little children have wet the bed? Which is a crime Mr. Clown would normally punish if they don’t shape up. And it’s all because the Babysitter Killer has murdered those up-to-no-good babysitters. So this Halloween, Mr. Clown has decided that no babysitters are going to get murdered on his watch… at least not before the parents get home. And, to do that he might just have to teach that bad old Babysitter Killer a lesson.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Kill Babysitters © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown: Don’t Take Candy From Strangers
Every year in the United States, about 800,000 children are reported missing. Many are taken by family members or someone known by them and their family. Some run away. However many of these children are snatched by strangers. “Stranger Danger” represents a real threat to children all over the world. Often strangers entice children with candy. By offering sweet sugary treats they trick children into coming close enough to kidnap them! Tyrone Sanders’s mother has warned him many times that he should never take candy from strangers just for these reasons! Wanting to enjoy a sunny Fall day, Tyrone has gone hiking in the woods surrounding the town of Green River. And that is where the trouble begins. Deciding he wants to see the river the town of Green River is named for, Tyrone makes his way to the old highway at the edge of the wood. That’s where a lady in a car with out of state license plates stops him! She says that her name is Miss Vera and that she just needs directions back to the interstate. She says that she got lost while exiting the interstate to refuel. After Tyrone politely gives her directions back to the interstate, Miss Vera offers him a candy bar for his troubles! While Miss Vera seems nice, she is still a stranger. And, to get the candy Tyrone has to come ever so close to her car. Those few inches closer could be just enough for Miss Vera to snatch Tyrone—stealing him away and doing something awful and horrible to him! What will Tyrone do? Will he take the candy? Ignoring the dangers that a stranger can present? Is Tyrone going to forget everything his mother has ever told him about taking candy from strangers? Mr. Clown has been watching everything transpire very closely. And, if Tyrone does take the candy, Mr. Clown has decided that he will teach Tyrone a very painful lesson—one more painful than anything a stranger might inflict on him. Hopefully that candy is worth it Tyrone!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Take Candy From Strangers © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Play In The Street
It’s always a very good idea for little children to go outside and play in the sunshine. Sunshine is good for them, as is physical activity. In this modern day and age, most children spend way too much time sitting inside watching television, playing video games, or surfing the internet. That’s why Molly Radcliff’s mother is so pleased that Molly goes outside every day for at least a couple of hours to play. However, Mrs. Radcliff wouldn’t be so pleased if she realized Molly sometimes played in the street! There are a lot of days where Molly will talk her chalk and draw a hopscotch board on the road beside her house. Mrs. Radcliff would be quite upset if she knew this. Mr. Clown knows. He has watched from the window of his living room across the street every day, and each time Molly goes out in the street, he silently shakes his fist and grimaces even more than normal at Molly’s reckless behavior. Today he has had quite enough of Molly’s shenanigans. And even though Cathy Perkins is warning Molly that Mr. Clown is coming with his chainsaw and Mr. Carter is coming in his car, Molly is too busy hopscotching to pay any attention to Cathy’s warnings, the sound of the approaching car, or the grinding of the chainsaw. Which do you think will reach her first? The car or Mr. Clown and his chainsaw? Either way, Molly’s fun is about to come to a miserable end.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Play In The Street © 2011 City of Troy Productions
