MR. CLOWN

Don’t Be A Bloodsucker

Recently Count Dracula has moved to the tiny town of Green River. And it has come to Mr. Clown’s attention that several little children have been drained of every drop of blood and died. And, these were not bad children—they were good children. That is not OK. You can’t just go around and sucking people’s blood, no matter if they think vampires are awesome thanks to the “Dusk” series of books and movies where vampires sparkle and shine like diamonds in the sunlight. Real vampires have started taking advantage of the children’s stupid and misguided love of vampires resulting from “Dusk” and have been draining them clean. So, Mr. Clown has gotten a wooden stake and is going to show Dracula that it’s not OK to prey on good little children in his town.

Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Bloodsucker  © 2012 City of Troy Productions