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Don’t Forget To Wash Behind Your Ears!

September 2nd, 2010 | by mrclown
Don’t Forget To Wash Behind Your Ears!

Don’t Forget To Wash Behind Your Ears!

Every night before bed, Tommy Parker has to take his shower. Tommy hates taking a shower. But his mother insists. Tommy does everything he can to make his shower as quick as possible, but every night, Mrs. Parker yells up the stairs, “Tommy! Don’t forget to wash behind your ears!” Tommy doesn’t know why he should wash behind his ears. No one can see behind them, so why does it matter? Most nights Tommy is very tempted to skip washing behind his ears. That is, until he opens the shower curtain to find Mr. Clown waiting to make sure he’s washed properly.  And each night when he sees Mr. Clown waiting, Tommy quickly shuts the shower curtain and makes sure he’s squeaky clean. Thanks, Mr. Clown!

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget to Wash Behind Your Ears!

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Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

August 6th, 2010 | by mrclown
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

Every night Little Billy Prescott’s mom says, “Billy! Don’t forget to brush your teeth! ” Grudgingly, Little Billy goes to the bathroom and begins brushing even though he’d much rather read or play video games. Some nights Little Billy wonders, “What if I don’t brush my teeth? How will Mom know? What’s the worst thing that could happen?” And each night just as he prepares to skip brushing, Little Billy looks up and in the mirror he sees Mr. Clown, watching from the shower just to make sure Little Billy’s teeth get a proper cleaning. Promising that he will never ever forget to brush before bed, Little Billy scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his teeth are perfectly clean. He is lucky to have Mr. Clown around to help him remember how important brushing really is!


mr. clown: don’t forget to brush your teeth ©IVxvii city of troy productions
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