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DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

January 20th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

Don’t Go Into The Basement

Little Billy’s father Mr. Prescott has told him time and time again, “Don’t go into the basement!” His Dad say that there are all kinds of dangerous things lurking down there. And the stairs are narrow and weak. They could break and Little Billy would go tumbling down.  And there are machetes, chainsaws, hedge clippers, and axes hiding in the shadows, ready to cut and hurt little boys who don’t mind. But, some days Little Billy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he just can’t help but push the door open and stand at the top of the stairs, looking into the darkness below. Luckily for Little Billy if he ever decides to go down those creaky narrow stairs he will find Mr. Clown waiting in the dark shadows to show him that he would have done well to listen to his Dad.  How thoughtful of Mr. Clown!


Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Basement © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

August 6th, 2010 | by mrclown
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

Every night Little Billy Prescott’s mom says, “Billy! Don’t forget to brush your teeth! ” Grudgingly, Little Billy goes to the bathroom and begins brushing even though he’d much rather read or play video games. Some nights Little Billy wonders, “What if I don’t brush my teeth? How will Mom know? What’s the worst thing that could happen?” And each night just as he prepares to skip brushing, Little Billy looks up and in the mirror he sees Mr. Clown, watching from the shower just to make sure Little Billy’s teeth get a proper cleaning. Promising that he will never ever forget to brush before bed, Little Billy scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his teeth are perfectly clean. He is lucky to have Mr. Clown around to help him remember how important brushing really is!


mr. clown: don’t forget to brush your teeth ©IVxvii city of troy productions
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