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DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

April 29th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room!

Chester Sloane is such a busy boy. After school he has football practice, then band practice plus homework. With so much going on in his life, sometimes it’s easy to let things slide…. like his bedroom. Even though his mother Mrs. Sloane tells him each afternoon, “Chester, you need to take a little time and tidy up your room! It’s a complete pig-sty!” Chester never does. He has so many other important things to do. Like call his friend Rusty on his cell phone. For several weeks, Mr. Clown has been aware of the state Chester’s room is in . And, he has been patiently waiting for Chester to do at least a little tidying up. After all, Mr. Clown understands how hard it can be to get your chores done when you’re busy. Why, one time, Mr. Clown didn’t put his shoes away before bed because he’d had such a long tiring day of teaching lessons.  But, today Mr. Clown says, “Enough.” And, it’s time for Chester to learn a very sharp lesson about not cleaning up his room.

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BLOOD, cell phone, CHESTER, CHORES, FOOTBALL, HEDGECLIPPERS, MESSY, NINJA, TRASH, VENICE SHERIDIN
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DON’T FORGET TO WEAR GREEN

March 11th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO WEAR GREEN

Don’t Forget To Wear Green!

Every year when St. Patrick’s Day comes around, all of the good little children of Green River remember to dress in green. By dressing in green they honor the memory of St. Patrick and avoiding getting pinched! However, this year Bucky Wilson has decided that wearing green is so lame. He would much rather wear his favorite red shirt and tan pants! Who needs to follow some silly old tradition on some silly holiday? Fran Gerkenstine and her friend Joshie Palmer know the real importance of holidays and wouldn’t be caught dead not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day! Bucky, however is about to get caught dead not wearing green… Caught dead by Mr. Clown! Mr. Clown has his shiny new hedge-clippers and is going teach Bucky what happens to bad little boys and girls who don’t follow holiday rules! Boy, are those hedge-clippers going to pinch! Not even Fran can stop the lesson by offering her favorite green scarf. Poor poor Bucky. Lucky you like red… Mr. Clown is going to make sure you get to see lots and lots of red!

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Wear Green © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BUCKY, CLOWN, CREEPY, FRAN, GREEN, GREEN RIVER ELEMENTARY, HEDGECLIPPERS, JOSHIE, ST. PATRICK'S DAY, STAIRWAY
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DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

January 20th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

Don’t Go Into The Basement

Little Billy’s father Mr. Prescott has told him time and time again, “Don’t go into the basement!” His Dad say that there are all kinds of dangerous things lurking down there. And the stairs are narrow and weak. They could break and Little Billy would go tumbling down.  And there are machetes, chainsaws, hedge clippers, and axes hiding in the shadows, ready to cut and hurt little boys who don’t mind. But, some days Little Billy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he just can’t help but push the door open and stand at the top of the stairs, looking into the darkness below. Luckily for Little Billy if he ever decides to go down those creaky narrow stairs he will find Mr. Clown waiting in the dark shadows to show him that he would have done well to listen to his Dad.  How thoughtful of Mr. Clown!


Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Basement © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: AXE, BALLOONS, BASEMENT, CLOWN, CREEPY, HEDGECLIPPERS, KNIFE, Little Billy, MACHETE, STAIRWAY
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