Posts Tagged ‘FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD MURDERERS’
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Don’t Use Wire-Hangers!
It was just an average Mother’s Day with the family, when Mr. Clown heard something up in his bedroom. Going upstairs, he found something that was simply awful… Mommie Dearest was going through his closet! And she was tearing his clown suits off the wire hangers, while screaming, “NO MORE WIRE-HANGERS!” Mr. Clown did not know that wire hangers can ruin the shape of clothing. Nor did he really care. He has to replace his suits regularly, because blood stains rarely come out. There are some things boys and girls that terrify even Mr. Clown. So, on this Mother’s Day, prevent Mommie Dearest from teaching you a painful lesson, and avoid wire-hangers at all costs.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Use Wire-Hangers © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Rampage Through The Village
Green River is generally a peaceful little town. There is never much going on, except the disobedience and surly manner of some of the children. However, just outside town at Castle Frankenstein, the brilliant yet mad Dr. Frankenstein is always making men out of corpses and putting damaged brains in their heads. Then the good Dr.’s monsters go on a rampage through Green River, tearing up stuff, killing people, smashing windows, stepping on flowers, getting into garbage, and eating pies off window sills. It has happened so many times the people of Green River have quite nearly become jaded. However, this time the good Dr.’s monster stepped on Mr. Clown’s prize-winning roses—crushing them and the trellis they were on while accidentally strangling the little girl who lived next door. As far as the neighbor girl… that was no big loss. Mr. Clown was going to have to pay her a visit eventually anyway due to her snotty attitude. But those roses… that is something else entirely. So Mr. Clown has gotten his trusty machete and is heading up to that castle to show Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster once and for all that he can’t just rampage through town…
Mr. Clown: Don’t Rampage Through The Village © 2012 City of Troy Productions
It’s The Great Pumpkin Mr. Clown!
Every year in Green River, several local children forgo Halloween parties and over-night slumber parties filled with candy and treats to await the arrival of the Great Pumpkin!. The Great Pumpkin is supposed to bring toys and treats to good little boys and girls who believe in him. The children have to show their belief by spending the night in the local pumpkin patch. So for the past sixty years, children have camped out in Farmer Bob’s pumpkin patch. For those sixty years, the Great Pumpkin has been a no-show. He has never left a single toy or piece of candy. Mr. Clown doesn’t think that’s very sporting. In fact, Mr. Clown thinks this is incredibly rude. Children have believed in the Great Pumpkin for years, and he has never once thought to repay that belief in the promised way. Therefore this year Mr. Clown has sent the little children home from their camp-out in the pumpkin patch. He has waited all night for the Great Pumpkin to arrive because has a plan to show that old fuddy the Great Pumpkin the error of his rude thoughtless ways. And, Mr. Clown also has a great recipe for pumpkin pie.
Mr. Clown: It’s the Great Pumpkin Mr. Clown! © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Kill Babysitters
Every year at Halloween, the peaceful town of Green River is terrorized by a serial killer! One who did not get his degree at Serial Killer Lesson Clown College! This killer blows into town in a cheap dime-store Halloween mask and his orange prison jumpsuit and kills babysitters! Now, while this so-called Babysitter Murderer only kills babysitters who have misbehaved. Most often they have misbehaved with their boyfriends or by drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana. But, he often kills them while these babysitters are in charge of the little children! Mr. Clown heartily agrees that bad children (even those who are teenagers) should be taught lessons—no matter how severe. Yet Mr. Clown does not like that the Babysitter Killer is leaving little children unattended! What if there is a fire? Or some other emergency? Such as if someone has to use the bathroom? How many little children have wet the bed? Which is a crime Mr. Clown would normally punish if they don’t shape up. And it’s all because the Babysitter Killer has murdered those up-to-no-good babysitters. So this Halloween, Mr. Clown has decided that no babysitters are going to get murdered on his watch… at least not before the parents get home. And, to do that he might just have to teach that bad old Babysitter Killer a lesson.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Kill Babysitters © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath
Wrath [rahth] –noun
1.) Intense fierce anger; forceful indignation.
2.) vengeance as a result of anger.
When someone teases you or makes fun of you, it is quite normal to feel a little angry and hurt about this. In fact, if you’re being teased, it’s perfectly OK to stand up for yourself and say, “That’s not OK. Stop teasing me!” However, it’s not OK to throw a temper tantrum—smashing things and giving over entirely to wrath. This is the case with Tammy Walker who often receives a little good-natured ribbing from her brothers Bryan and Scotty. She completely loses her cool and totally flips out—every time. And when Tammy’s wrath takes over, she starts throwing things and has been known to grab a baseball bat and chase her little brothers around. Once she even used that baseball bat to put a huge hole through the wall of the living room. That’s not OK, Tammy! In fact, that’s pretty much as far from OK as you can get. While on the one hand, you would think Bryan and Scotty would stop teasing their sister—the fact is they are still young and don’t realize that they are playing with a powder keg of pure unbridled wrath. Many times Mrs. Walker has told Tammy she needs to control of her angry outbursts and stop throwing stuff and breaking vases and other pieces of furniture and prized knick-knacks. But, Tammy just isn’t getting the point. So over the past few months, Mr. Clown has been keeping an eye on Tammy, noting that her wrath just keeps growing and growing. It’s become very clear that he is going to have to intervene… and teach Tammy that it’s not acceptable to let wrath take over and chase your little brothers around with a baseball bat.
Mr. Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Wrath © 2011 City of Troy Productions
