Posts Tagged ‘DUSK’
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Don’t Be A Bloodsucker
Recently Count Dracula has moved to the tiny town of Green River. And it has come to Mr. Clown’s attention that several little children have been drained of every drop of blood and died. And, these were not bad children—they were good children. That is not OK. You can’t just go around and sucking people’s blood, no matter if they think vampires are awesome thanks to the “Dusk” series of books and movies where vampires sparkle and shine like diamonds in the sunlight. Real vampires have started taking advantage of the children’s stupid and misguided love of vampires resulting from “Dusk” and have been draining them clean. So, Mr. Clown has gotten a wooden stake and is going to show Dracula that it’s not OK to prey on good little children in his town.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Bloodsucker © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Mr Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Lust
Lust [luhst] –noun
1.) intense sexual desire.
2.) uncontrolled sexual desire/appetite
3.) overwhelming and controlling desire or craving.
It is very important that children read. Reading is good for them. It fills their minds with words, fires their imaginations, and allows them to refine thinking processes. Reading the right books can help them learn how to think and problem solve. The emotional attachment that can be forged with fictional characters can often times be rewarding and lead children to strive to be better people by emulating the characters they idolize. However, Mr. Clown has become aware that certain children in the town of Green River have taken reading and idolizing fictional characters into a bad place–a place where they have become so enthralled with the “Dusk” series of books about sparkly glitter-vampires that their emotions have crossed over into the realm of lust. Mr. Clown has even seen the little children drooling over posters of the forth-coming “Dusk” movie starring Richard Clatterton. Rita, Carla, and Kiwanda have been saving their allowances for weeks so that they can sit in the theater on opening night and drool over sparkly vampires. However, Mr. Clown has decided that it’s very important that children learn that Lust is bad. And, it’s not OK to have uncontrolled sexual desires for sparkly vampires if you are under the age of thirteen. So, he has elected to go down to the Green River Movieplex and teach a very important lesson about the dangers of Lust.
Mr. Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Lust © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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