Posts Tagged ‘CREEPY’
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Don’t Go Into The Basement
Little Billy’s father Mr. Prescott has told him time and time again, “Don’t go into the basement!” His Dad say that there are all kinds of dangerous things lurking down there. And the stairs are narrow and weak. They could break and Little Billy would go tumbling down. And there are machetes, chainsaws, hedge clippers, and axes hiding in the shadows, ready to cut and hurt little boys who don’t mind. But, some days Little Billy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he just can’t help but push the door open and stand at the top of the stairs, looking into the darkness below. Luckily for Little Billy if he ever decides to go down those creaky narrow stairs he will find Mr. Clown waiting in the dark shadows to show him that he would have done well to listen to his Dad. How thoughtful of Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Basement © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Seasons Greetings From Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown would like to wish everyone a very Creepy Christmas and a Creepy New Year! And to Santa way up in the North Pole, Mr. Clown wants you to know that he has been very good this year. He has helped a lot of children learn very valuable lessons. He has also helped you Santa by removing several very bad children from your list. Those are fewer names for you to spend time seeing if they’ve been naughty or nice. Because Santa, they were very very naughty. And Santa… Mr. Clown would like a new machete (since his old one is getting pretty dull), more balloons, a brand new pair of clown shoes, and a DVD set of the complete first season of “Dexter.” And Santa, Mr. Clown has a very special message for you: If you skip his house again this year, he won’t stop at Donner…. how are you going to get that sleigh up and going without your precious reindeer? You think about that one Santa. You think about that one long and hard. You don’t want Mr. Clown to put you on his naughty list, do you? Do you?
Mr. Clown: Seasons Greetings From Mr. Clown © 2010 City of Troy Production
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM MR. CLOWN!
Mr. Clown would like to wish you all a very happy Thanksgiving Day! And don’t forget the reason for this season: Gluttony! However, Mr. Clown will overlook it on Thanksgiving Day! He’ll even bring the turkey! Gobble-gobble Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown: Happy Thanksgiving From Mr. Clown © 2010 City of Troy Production
Don’t Tease!
One of the biggest obstacles that the children face is teasing. Teasing is serious business. It can make children feel very bad about themselves and have long-lasting repercussions on them and their lives. It’s just not right to tease someone. Making fun of somebody because of who they are or what they wear is not OK! Every day Mary Lou and her friends Gabby and Tanisha torment poor little Fran Gerkenstine. They pick on her clothes, her hair, her good grades, her friends, and even make disgusting allegations about the nature of Fran’s relationship with her dog Pythagoras. Some days Fran goes home and hides in her bedroom to cry. Luckily today, Mr. Clown has wandered along to let Mary Lou know that teasing is not OK! We have a feeling that after this, Mary Lou won’t be teasing anyone ever again!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Tease © 2010 City of Troy Productions
Be Careful Trick-or-Treating!
There are a lot of bad people out there. People who want to hurt little boys and girls. And some times adults. They do all sorts of awful things! Like kidnap them, murder them, and sometimes tie them up in basements to do such awful unspeakable acts that it would turn your hair white and make your skin crawl! On Halloween some of these bad people like to poison candy or put razor blades in apples! This is why little ones should never go trick-or-treating without an adult nearby, or to houses they don’t know, or take anything that isn’t safely packaged. Francis, Little Johnny, and Becky have decided to start their trick-or-treating this Halloween at Mr. Clown’s house! Luckily Mr. Clown would never poison candy or put razor blades in apples. He does however give out toothpaste and toothbrushes, since smiles and healthy teeth are so important to Mr. Clown! Let’s just hope the kids don’t try to trick Mr. Clown for giving such lame stuff out. He would not like that too much, and would punish them for forgetting to be careful while trick-or-treating. And for wasting all of that toilet paper…
Mr. Clown: Be Careful Trick-Or-Treating © 2010 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Rake The Leaves!
Whenever Fall comes to the sleepy little town of Green River, the leaves begin to turn colors and then fall to the ground. Every day Mrs. Auburn says to her son Chuck, “Chuck! Don’t forget to rake those leaves!” Each day when Chuck gets in from school, his mom hands him the rake and reminds him about the yard. Taking the rake Chuck goes outside, but he always lets himself get distracted. Luckily, Mr. Clown has come along to remind Chuck those leaves aren’t going to rake themselves. Mr. Clown is even going show Chuck how to use the rake! Mr. Clown can be such a harsh teacher sometimes! Good luck Chuck! You’re going to need it.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Rake The Leaves© 2010 City of Troy Productions
While You Were Sleeping
Little Timmy often wonders what goes on while he’s asleep. In those hazy moments before sleep overtakes him, he is sure that there is a magical, wonderful world that takes place while he’s asleep. As he slips into Dreamland, the furthest thing from Little Timmy’s mind is all the awful nasty things his mom has told him not to do when he’s alone at night. His mom is afraid Little Timmy might let his fingers stray to places they ought not to go. Luckily, Mr. Clown is standing vigil, making sure Little Timmy keeps his hands safely above the blankets.
Mr. Clown: While You Were Sleeping © 2010 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Wash Behind Your Ears!
Every night before bed, Tommy Parker has to take his shower. Tommy hates taking a shower. But his mother insists. Tommy does everything he can to make his shower as quick as possible, but every night, Mrs. Parker yells up the stairs, “Tommy! Don’t forget to wash behind your ears!” Tommy doesn’t know why he should wash behind his ears. No one can see behind them, so why does it matter? Most nights Tommy is very tempted to skip washing behind his ears. That is, until he opens the shower curtain to find Mr. Clown waiting to make sure he’s washed properly. And each night when he sees Mr. Clown waiting, Tommy quickly shuts the shower curtain and makes sure he’s squeaky clean. Thanks, Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget to Wash Behind Your Ears!
© 2010 City of Troy Productions
Worst Birthday Ever
It was Little Johnny and Janey’s last birthday together… perhaps Little Johnny should have said “Thank you!” for the wonderful presents. Thankfully Mr. Clown was there to show him the error in forgetting good etiquette and manners. Now Mr. Clown will cut the cake for Janey! Hopefully she remembers to share!
mr clown: worst birthday ever copyright city of troy productions 2010
Don’t Talk During The Movie!
Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou have often been told that when the movie is on they should not talk. But, no matter how many times they are told, and no matter how many times the helpful usher comes in to remind them, they just won’t stop talking, ruining others’ enjoyment of the movie! Betty Lou even has the bad manners to take out her cell phone to call her friend Lisa! What a trio of bad eggs! Luckily, Mr. Clown is there to show them the error of their ways! Thanks to Mr. Clown’s timely intervention everyone can enjoy the movie quietly. Except maybe Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou… But, they will definitely be quiet from now on.
mr. clown: don’t talk during the movie copyright city of troy productions 2010
