Posts Tagged ‘CREEPY’
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Mr. Clown Thinks You’re Dynamite © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Mr. Clown: Happy Valentine’s Day © 2012 City of Troy Productions
Killing Cupid
Mr. Clown has had one bad relationship after the other. He meets a nice girl. He dates her. Everything is going so well. Then something ruins the relationship. Either the girl has bad manners, etiquette, or is just a floozy. And that just won’t do. So Mr. Clown has decided that he is done with love for a little bit. He has decided that he’s going to take his grievance to the source and kill that little creepy Cupid.
Mr. Clown: Killing Cupid © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Be A Bloodsucker
Recently Count Dracula has moved to the tiny town of Green River. And it has come to Mr. Clown’s attention that several little children have been drained of every drop of blood and died. And, these were not bad children—they were good children. That is not OK. You can’t just go around and sucking people’s blood, no matter if they think vampires are awesome thanks to the “Dusk” series of books and movies where vampires sparkle and shine like diamonds in the sunlight. Real vampires have started taking advantage of the children’s stupid and misguided love of vampires resulting from “Dusk” and have been draining them clean. So, Mr. Clown has gotten a wooden stake and is going to show Dracula that it’s not OK to prey on good little children in his town.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Bloodsucker © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Huff Glue
Every day after school, Joey Garber and his friends Sherman, Dorrie, T’Shon, and Elliott, hang out to watch television or play video games until Joey’s mother gets home from work at 5:00pm. Joey’s past-time is making model planes and cars, so he has a wide variety of glues and cements. Today, Sherman has convinced them that they should sniff or huff some glue. Joey is not sure about this. He has heard from his mother, father, teachers, and the local nightly news that huffing can be very dangerous and sometimes even deadly! Mr. Clown has been paying close attention to the unsupervised hijinks that go on at Joey’s every afternoon. Most afternoons he ends up moving along, going to another house to observe what other children are doing. However, today he has found that nothing good is happening in the Garber house. So, Mr. Clown has decided he is going to show the children the dangers that can result in huffing glue.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Huff Glue © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Clowns and Snow Don’t Mix
There are many things that Mr. Clown likes. And, just as many that he does not. Among the things that Mr. Clown is not fond of is snow. The cold wet stuff falling from the sky annoys Mr. Clown. It seeps into his shoes, it soaks through his outfit—he often forgets to wear a jacket when out teaching lessons. And, he can’t take his balloons out! He has to use his stupid umbrella. He hates that umbrella almost as much as he hates the snow. Today as it started snowing in Green River, Mr. Clown angrily grabbed his machete and decided it was time to show that pesky snow just what he thinks of it… Poor Mr. Snowman!
Mr. Clown: Clowns and Snow Don’t Mix © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Sharing is a very important skill for children to learn. It teaches children about compromise. It helps children make friends and play cooperatively. They can learn that by giving a favorite toy or object to others how to be giving and kind. It helps them socialize with their peers and learn to not think only of themselves. Ellie Waters often has play-dates with her school mates. Ellie is very good about sharing. Today she has a play-date with Gabby Hamilton. Gabby is not good about sharing. In fact, Gabby refuses to share. For Gabby it’s always, “Me, me, me.” No matter how many times Ellie says it’s her turn to play with the Darbie Doll, Gabby refuses to hand it over. Gabby is just so stingy. And, this upsets Ellie very much. Ellie loves Darbie and has been very fair about sharing her most prized toy with Gabby. But, Gabby just doesn’t care. Mr. Clown has been observing Gabby’s play patterns and behavior for a very long time. And, today, he has realized that Gabby is just never going to learn how to share—she just doesn’t want to. So, he’s decided to hammer his point home.
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Not A Creature Was Stirring
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house… not a creature was stirring… not even a mouse…
Mr. Clown: Not A Creature Was Stirring © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Santa’s Little Helper
Santa Claus is very busy at this time of year. He has one night to deliver all those presents to all the children of the world. So, in the town of Green River, Mr. Clown has been helping Santa for years! And, often when delivering presents… he double-checks to make sure that the little boy or girl truly was nice all year long.
Mr. Clown: Santa’s Little Helper © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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