Posts Tagged ‘CLOWN’
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Mr Clown: Don’t Be A Snoop
Kat Peaker has always been curious. Since she was a little girl, she’s always wondered about everything in the world around her. She loves spending hours and hours reading books and magazines and newspapers to discover all there is to know about everything. And while that is normal, sometimes Kat is a little bit of a snoop. Whenever the Peakers visit friends or family, Kat sneaks into the bathroom and digs through the medicine cabinet. And, if she can find a way, she’ll go through desks and closets, discovering all sorts of sordid and awful things! Kat doesn’t even see anything wrong with snooping, as she feels she should know everything, no matter if it’s someone else’s private business or not. Recently, Kat learned the combination to her parents’ safe. She knows that safe is full of wonderful amazing awesome secrets! She just knows it! And, with her parents gone for the day, leaving her in charge of her little brother Justin, Kat knows the time has come to find out what’s in that safe! She knows that there is an entire manila envelope all about her little brother Justin! She can’t wait to see what it says! Mr. Clown has long kept an eye on Kat, knowing that one day her curiosity might lead her down the wrong path–into discovering things she doesn’t need to know. He has turned a blind eye to her snooping, even that day when she almost discovered the secrets in his basement. When Mr. Clown learned that Mr. and Mrs. Peaker were leaving Kat and Justin home alone, he knew that Kat might take her snooping just a little too far. Is today the day that curiosity killed the Kat? Only Mr. Clown knows for sure.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Snoop © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Mr Clown: What Do You Mean It’s Not Real Butter?
It’s Memorial Day Weekend again! And you know what that means boys and girls! MOVIES! Every year Mr. Clown takes Memorial Day off, choosing to refrain from teaching lessons to bad children and spends the day watching all of the most awesome and exciting movies that Hollywood has to offer! And every year when Mr. Clown goes to the movies, he asks for butter on his popcorn and every year they say, “We can certainly add buttery topping for you Mr. Clown!” And Mr. Clown is ever so happy. But, this year, Mr. Clown has just been informed by some pimply-faced geek at the counter that “buttery topping” is not real butter! Mr. Clown doesn’t look very happy about that does he boys and girls?
Mr. Clown: What Do You Mean It’s Not Real Butter? © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables
Mr. Clown is very concerned that Tobey isn’t eating all of his vegetables. Vegetables are very important for growing children. Packed full of vitamins and minerals they are really good for children to eat, helping kids stay healthy and fit! Sadly… Becky did not eat her vegetables. Instead she ate all of her meat so that she could skip to dessert. So, Mr. Clown had to teach Becky a lesson, hoping that lesson would serve as an example to Tobey and all the little children. It doesn’t look like Tobey is going to forget to eat his all of his vegetables now, does it boys and girls? What would we do without you Mr. Clown?
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Happy Easter From Mr. Clown!
One of Mr. Clown’s favorite holidays is Easter! He loves coloring eggs! He loves chocolate! He loves getting an Easter basket! However… what he doesn’t like is that creepy Easter Bunny who slinks and skulks around Mr. Clown’s yard while hiding eggs! Doesn’t the Easter Bunny know that trespassing is illegal?! Mr. Clown thinks a public figure and famous celebrity like the Easter Bunny should adhere to the law at all times! Little children look up to him. If the Easter Bunny can’t and won’t follow the law, why would any little children be interested in following the law. So, Mr. Clown has decided that this is the year that he will teach that rascally rabbit what happens to bad children who trespass. Silly rabbit!
Happy Easter From Mr. Clown! © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown in “Winning” © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Turn Out The Lights
Whenever Besty leaves a room, her mother, Mrs. Perkins, often has to call out, “Don’t forget to turn out the lights!” Grudgingly, Betsy will go back and turn out the lights. Whenever she forgets, Mrs. Perkins tells her, “Electricity isn’t cheap! You’re wasting money!” Often Betsy is tempted to just keep going. Surely a few forgotten lights aren’t that big of a deal. However, whenever Betsy is feeling defiant, Mr. Clown always pops in to remind her of the things that could happen if she doesn’t turn out the lights. Thank Heavens for Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Turn Out The Lights © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Wear Green!
Every year when St. Patrick’s Day comes around, all of the good little children of Green River remember to dress in green. By dressing in green they honor the memory of St. Patrick and avoiding getting pinched! However, this year Bucky Wilson has decided that wearing green is so lame. He would much rather wear his favorite red shirt and tan pants! Who needs to follow some silly old tradition on some silly holiday? Fran Gerkenstine and her friend Joshie Palmer know the real importance of holidays and wouldn’t be caught dead not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day! Bucky, however is about to get caught dead not wearing green… Caught dead by Mr. Clown! Mr. Clown has his shiny new hedge-clippers and is going teach Bucky what happens to bad little boys and girls who don’t follow holiday rules! Boy, are those hedge-clippers going to pinch! Not even Fran can stop the lesson by offering her favorite green scarf. Poor poor Bucky. Lucky you like red… Mr. Clown is going to make sure you get to see lots and lots of red!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Wear Green © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Read Dirty Books
It’s very important for little children to keep their minds pure and clean. Dirty awful thoughts can get caught in their little still developing brains and warp and pervert them. That’s why even though Elliott’s dad Mr. Johnson has lots of issues of “Funboy”, Elliott should leave them where they are—safely hidden in a box on the top shelf of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson’s closet. One time Elliott saw those copies of “Funboy” and asked his daddy about them. Mr. Johnson said, “Elliott, that is not anything for a little boy. When you are older, you can enjoy that type of entertainment. Dirty Books are not for little boys.” But, Elliott thinks that he is ready—he is ten year’s old after all. He’s old enough to decide for himself what he can and can’t look at! He’s a big boy! So, every time Elliott is home alone in the afternoon, he sneaks in to his parent’s bedroom and takes an issue of “Funboy” to read at his leisure in the hours before his parents get home from work. This is why it’s so important that Mr. Clown will check in on the little children of Green River, especially when they are home alone. Today Mr. Clown has realized that Elliott will never understand why it’s so important that he not look at dirty pictures! After many many warnings, Mr. Clown has decided it’s time to teach Elliott one final lesson… Poor Elliott… You should have listened to your daddy and Mr. Clown.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Read Dirty Books © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Mr. Clown loves holidays! They are such a wonderful time to celebrate a great many things! He especially loves Valentine’s Day, a day inspired by the murder of gangsters in Chicago during Prohibition on St. Valentine’s Birthday! Mr. Clown knows that all gangsters are very very bad and deserve to learn lessons. Lessons that sometimes can only be taught by being gunned down with machine guns at an Italian Restaurant. So, on this wonderful day celebrating very hard but very important lessons taught to people in the past, Mr. Clown wants to ask you to be his bloody Valentine!
Mr. Clown: Happy Valentine’s Day © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Go Into The Basement
Little Billy’s father Mr. Prescott has told him time and time again, “Don’t go into the basement!” His Dad say that there are all kinds of dangerous things lurking down there. And the stairs are narrow and weak. They could break and Little Billy would go tumbling down. And there are machetes, chainsaws, hedge clippers, and axes hiding in the shadows, ready to cut and hurt little boys who don’t mind. But, some days Little Billy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he just can’t help but push the door open and stand at the top of the stairs, looking into the darkness below. Luckily for Little Billy if he ever decides to go down those creaky narrow stairs he will find Mr. Clown waiting in the dark shadows to show him that he would have done well to listen to his Dad. How thoughtful of Mr. Clown!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Basement © 2011 City of Troy Productions
