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Don’t Have Loud Cell Phone Conversations In Public
Cell phones make so many things easier. If you break down on the side of the road or forget what you are supposed to pick up at the grocery store or even if you are running late for an appointment, you can easily dial and take care of the issue. However, some people don’t realize that while cell phones make conversations easy to have no matter where you are, you should not always have those conversations in public talking loudly. One of those people is Gloria Anderson, a senior at Green Lake High. Gloria thinks that reaching out and touching someone with her phone means she should talk at the top of her lungs, no matter where she is. And often she has the most inappropriate conversations while people have no choice but to listen. While at the mall, while in restaurants, while in crowds before the movie starts. Today Mr. Clown was having a nice lunch, when Gloria decided that it was time to call her gynecologist and discuss test results. Mr. Clown finds this wildly inappropriate and very disgusting. And, he’s going to make sure no one has their lunch ruined by Gloria again.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Have Loud Cell Phone Conversations In Public© 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Mr Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Sloth
Sloth [slawth] –noun
1.) constant avoidance of exertion.
2.) indolence
3.) lazy
4.) a pack or group of bears (seriously).
Movement is very important in a child’s life. If a child doesn’t get up and move–staying active, they will begin to grow fat, lazy, and complacent. Their minds become dull and sluggish, and they become disgusting little lumps on the sofa. It is vital for a child to stay active by doing chores and participating in after-school activities, organized sports, and worth-while hobbies such as stamp-collecting, model-building, wood carving, knitting, and doll-house construction. Most of the little children in Green River are very good about keeping their minds and bodies active, avoiding becoming little sloths. However, little Kelly Rothchild is not one of those children. Kelly has decided that she should spend her days sitting on the futon sofa watching television while snacking on junk food and text messaging her friends. Kelly rarely, if ever, gets off the couch when she’s home. She often will come in from school, kick her shoes off, and head straight to the couch to watch trashy talk shows. And, since Kelly’s mom is busy listening to Elvis records, she has no idea that her daughter has become a lazy little sloth. Mr. Clown has an idea. In fact he has several. One of those ideas is about a lesson. One tailor-made to show Kelly the error of lazy sloth-like ways.
Mr. Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Sloth © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities
Celebrities are not like the rest of us. They live in a make-believe world where they make movies and television shows. In television and movies, things happen for entertainment value. And these are not things that should really happen in real life where we live. However, since celebrities spend so much time in a make-believe world, they often carry it over into their real lives. And little children all over the world think it’s OK to act like those celebrities—because they are rich, famous, and desired by all. One such celebrity is Venice Sharidin. Venice is famous for nothing at all! She was born to very wealthy parents who taught her no boundaries, no manners, and gave her everything she wanted. She spent most of her early life drinking, doing drugs, and being a skank. And, we all know what a skank is, don’t we boys and girls? If you don’t, be assured that it’s not a good thing. And it’s not something any one should aspire to. One night Venice decided to make a very naughty video and then leaked it to the internet. In a matter of weeks, after billions of downloads and video views, Venice was famous! She got her own TV show (even though she has no charisma)! She made a CD (even though she has no musical talent)! She was in a movie (even though she has no acting ability)! She even wrote a book (even though she can’t read or write)! She coined her catchphrase: “That’s smokin’” (which is dumb). And, millions of little children began to look up to her. All because she made a naughty video! What a skank! One such little child is Besty. Betsy adores Venice Sharidan and has decided that she wants to be just like her idol! She’s changed her hair to look like her, bought all of Venice’s posters, DVDs, and CDs! She even bought the book “Venice’s Guide to Skank”. And after reading it Betsy has decided to use her video camera phone and her parents’ camcorder to make her very own video so she too can be a skanky celebrity just like Venice! Thank goodness Mr. Clown has stopped in to show Betsy that it would have been better to march to the beat of her own drummer and not be a skank. And, when he’s done teaching Betsy a lesson, he just might take a trip to Hollywood to visit Venice Sharidan. After all something has to be done to preserve the innocence of America’s youth.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room!
Chester Sloane is such a busy boy. After school he has football practice, then band practice plus homework. With so much going on in his life, sometimes it’s easy to let things slide…. like his bedroom. Even though his mother Mrs. Sloane tells him each afternoon, “Chester, you need to take a little time and tidy up your room! It’s a complete pig-sty!” Chester never does. He has so many other important things to do. Like call his friend Rusty on his cell phone. For several weeks, Mr. Clown has been aware of the state Chester’s room is in . And, he has been patiently waiting for Chester to do at least a little tidying up. After all, Mr. Clown understands how hard it can be to get your chores done when you’re busy. Why, one time, Mr. Clown didn’t put his shoes away before bed because he’d had such a long tiring day of teaching lessons. But, today Mr. Clown says, “Enough.” And, it’s time for Chester to learn a very sharp lesson about not cleaning up his room.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Talk During The Movie!
Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou have often been told that when the movie is on they should not talk. But, no matter how many times they are told, and no matter how many times the helpful usher comes in to remind them, they just won’t stop talking, ruining others’ enjoyment of the movie! Betty Lou even has the bad manners to take out her cell phone to call her friend Lisa! What a trio of bad eggs! Luckily, Mr. Clown is there to show them the error of their ways! Thanks to Mr. Clown’s timely intervention everyone can enjoy the movie quietly. Except maybe Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou… But, they will definitely be quiet from now on.
mr. clown: don’t talk during the movie copyright city of troy productions 2010
