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Don’t Rampage Through The Village
Green River is generally a peaceful little town. There is never much going on, except the disobedience and surly manner of some of the children. However, just outside town at Castle Frankenstein, the brilliant yet mad Dr. Frankenstein is always making men out of corpses and putting damaged brains in their heads. Then the good Dr.’s monsters go on a rampage through Green River, tearing up stuff, killing people, smashing windows, stepping on flowers, getting into garbage, and eating pies off window sills. It has happened so many times the people of Green River have quite nearly become jaded. However, this time the good Dr.’s monster stepped on Mr. Clown’s prize-winning roses—crushing them and the trellis they were on while accidentally strangling the little girl who lived next door. As far as the neighbor girl… that was no big loss. Mr. Clown was going to have to pay her a visit eventually anyway due to her snotty attitude. But those roses… that is something else entirely. So Mr. Clown has gotten his trusty machete and is heading up to that castle to show Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster once and for all that he can’t just rampage through town…
Mr. Clown: Don’t Rampage Through The Village © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Be A Bloodsucker
Recently Count Dracula has moved to the tiny town of Green River. And it has come to Mr. Clown’s attention that several little children have been drained of every drop of blood and died. And, these were not bad children—they were good children. That is not OK. You can’t just go around and sucking people’s blood, no matter if they think vampires are awesome thanks to the “Dusk” series of books and movies where vampires sparkle and shine like diamonds in the sunlight. Real vampires have started taking advantage of the children’s stupid and misguided love of vampires resulting from “Dusk” and have been draining them clean. So, Mr. Clown has gotten a wooden stake and is going to show Dracula that it’s not OK to prey on good little children in his town.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Bloodsucker © 2012 City of Troy Productions
