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Mr Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Lust
Lust [luhst] –noun
1.) intense sexual desire.
2.) uncontrolled sexual desire/appetite
3.) overwhelming and controlling desire or craving.
It is very important that children read. Reading is good for them. It fills their minds with words, fires their imaginations, and allows them to refine thinking processes. Reading the right books can help them learn how to think and problem solve. The emotional attachment that can be forged with fictional characters can often times be rewarding and lead children to strive to be better people by emulating the characters they idolize. However, Mr. Clown has become aware that certain children in the town of Green River have taken reading and idolizing fictional characters into a bad place–a place where they have become so enthralled with the “Dusk” series of books about sparkly glitter-vampires that their emotions have crossed over into the realm of lust. Mr. Clown has even seen the little children drooling over posters of the forth-coming “Dusk” movie starring Richard Clatterton. Rita, Carla, and Kiwanda have been saving their allowances for weeks so that they can sit in the theater on opening night and drool over sparkly vampires. However, Mr. Clown has decided that it’s very important that children learn that Lust is bad. And, it’s not OK to have uncontrolled sexual desires for sparkly vampires if you are under the age of thirteen. So, he has elected to go down to the Green River Movieplex and teach a very important lesson about the dangers of Lust.
Mr. Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Lust © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Mr Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities
Celebrities are not like the rest of us. They live in a make-believe world where they make movies and television shows. In television and movies, things happen for entertainment value. And these are not things that should really happen in real life where we live. However, since celebrities spend so much time in a make-believe world, they often carry it over into their real lives. And little children all over the world think it’s OK to act like those celebrities—because they are rich, famous, and desired by all. One such celebrity is Venice Sharidin. Venice is famous for nothing at all! She was born to very wealthy parents who taught her no boundaries, no manners, and gave her everything she wanted. She spent most of her early life drinking, doing drugs, and being a skank. And, we all know what a skank is, don’t we boys and girls? If you don’t, be assured that it’s not a good thing. And it’s not something any one should aspire to. One night Venice decided to make a very naughty video and then leaked it to the internet. In a matter of weeks, after billions of downloads and video views, Venice was famous! She got her own TV show (even though she has no charisma)! She made a CD (even though she has no musical talent)! She was in a movie (even though she has no acting ability)! She even wrote a book (even though she can’t read or write)! She coined her catchphrase: “That’s smokin’” (which is dumb). And, millions of little children began to look up to her. All because she made a naughty video! What a skank! One such little child is Besty. Betsy adores Venice Sharidan and has decided that she wants to be just like her idol! She’s changed her hair to look like her, bought all of Venice’s posters, DVDs, and CDs! She even bought the book “Venice’s Guide to Skank”. And after reading it Betsy has decided to use her video camera phone and her parents’ camcorder to make her very own video so she too can be a skanky celebrity just like Venice! Thank goodness Mr. Clown has stopped in to show Betsy that it would have been better to march to the beat of her own drummer and not be a skank. And, when he’s done teaching Betsy a lesson, he just might take a trip to Hollywood to visit Venice Sharidan. After all something has to be done to preserve the innocence of America’s youth.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities © 2011 City of Troy Productions
DON’T SNACK BEFORE BED
It’s ever so important that little children follow good healthy eating habits. Bad eating habits can lead to childhood obesity, which in turn can lead to diabetes. And diabetes and obesity are not to be taken lightly. Mrs. Parker is the Health and Nutrition teacher at Green River Elementary and spends her days teaching children good eating habits, making sure they understand why they should eat well and how they can eat well. One thing she makes sure to tell them is that snacking before bed is a very bad idea. Not only does the body burn fewer calories at night while little children are sleeping, but it’s also bad for their teeth and can cause tooth decay! Of all the little children at Green River, Tommy Parker should know these lessons better than any of them since Mrs. Parker is his mother. But night after night, Tommy creeps to the refrigerator to have one final snack before bed. Some nights he has ice cream, others left-over meatloaf, and some nights it’s cookies. If Mrs. Parker realized this she would be very disappointed in Tommy. Mr. Clown, however, has realized. He’s been keeping a close eye on Tommy’s nightly snack attacks. And, tonight Mr. Clown has decided it’s time to teach Tommy the error of his ways. Let’s hope Tommy enjoys that left-over chicken! Because tonight Mr. Clown is going to make sure it’s Tommy’s last late night snack!
Mr. Clown: Don’t Snack Before Bed © 2011 City of Troy Productions
DON’T GO INTO THE DEEP END OF THE POOL
Summer is here. And with long hot days filled with withering temperatures and school out, the children of Green River are quick to spend the day in backyard pools, splashing and laughing—to keep cool! Mrs. Cotter said that today Miranda can invite her friends over for a pool party! This of course makes Miranda so excited! “HOORAH!” say the children when Miranda calls her favorite friends—Bessie, Drissy, Moe, Tyrone, and Abner. As they arrive, Mrs. Cotter reminds them to be ever so careful and use personal floatation devices and most of all, “Don’t go into the deep end of the pool!” Bessie, Drissy, and Tryone take this message to heart! Drissy makes sure to put on her floaties and Bessie is content to float on the inflatable raft! Tyrone is happy to be wearing his favorite orange floaties! And, Miranda is just chilling on the side of the pool in her favorite sunglasses. However, as is often the case, not all of the children are interested in playing by the rules. Moe has decided that he wants to swim in deeper waters. After all, he has been taking swimming lessons at the Green River Rec. And, he is almost eleven! Surely he’s a good enough swimmer! Besides, the shallow end is for babies. As Abner climbs on the diving board, Moe calls “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! Aren’t I the bestest swimmer ever?” The other children remind Moe of Mrs. Cotter’s warning. But, Moe doesn’t listen. He is having so much fun! Abner thinks, “Maybe I should go over there to swim also!” However, what Moe forgot was that Mr. Clown keeps a helpful eye on the children of Green River, and he heard Mrs. Cotter. Mr. Clown of all people understands how dangerous the deep end of the pool can be. So, he has been waiting there all along, just in case there was a lesson to teach. Moe learned it the hard way. Will Abner ignore Mrs. Cotter’s solid safety advice? Will he go into the deep end of the pool? Let’s hope not. But, Mr. Clown is ready… just in case.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Deep End Of The Pool © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown: Happy Flag Day!
It was 1916 when President Woodrow Wilson named June 14th as Flag Day. National Flag Day was established by an Act of Congress in August 1949. Mr. Clown knows this because he read it on Wikipedia. It’s one of his favorite sites. However, Mr. Clown hates it when the little children copy Wikipedia for the school reports. He likes it much better when they use encyclopedias. Encyclopedias are written by very smart people who research properly—not by internet trolls who spend their time making stuff up. Mr. Clown hates internet trolls. He would like to punish all internet trolls. He also hates everyone in the town of Green River who doesn’t celebrate Flag Day. He thinks it’s rude. And, you know what happens to people Mr. Clown thinks are rude don’t you boys and girls? Sure you do.
Mr. Clown: Happy Flag Day! © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown: Don’t Be A Snoop
Kat Peaker has always been curious. Since she was a little girl, she’s always wondered about everything in the world around her. She loves spending hours and hours reading books and magazines and newspapers to discover all there is to know about everything. And while that is normal, sometimes Kat is a little bit of a snoop. Whenever the Peakers visit friends or family, Kat sneaks into the bathroom and digs through the medicine cabinet. And, if she can find a way, she’ll go through desks and closets, discovering all sorts of sordid and awful things! Kat doesn’t even see anything wrong with snooping, as she feels she should know everything, no matter if it’s someone else’s private business or not. Recently, Kat learned the combination to her parents’ safe. She knows that safe is full of wonderful amazing awesome secrets! She just knows it! And, with her parents gone for the day, leaving her in charge of her little brother Justin, Kat knows the time has come to find out what’s in that safe! She knows that there is an entire manila envelope all about her little brother Justin! She can’t wait to see what it says! Mr. Clown has long kept an eye on Kat, knowing that one day her curiosity might lead her down the wrong path–into discovering things she doesn’t need to know. He has turned a blind eye to her snooping, even that day when she almost discovered the secrets in his basement. When Mr. Clown learned that Mr. and Mrs. Peaker were leaving Kat and Justin home alone, he knew that Kat might take her snooping just a little too far. Is today the day that curiosity killed the Kat? Only Mr. Clown knows for sure.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Snoop © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown: What Do You Mean It’s Not Real Butter?
It’s Memorial Day Weekend again! And you know what that means boys and girls! MOVIES! Every year Mr. Clown takes Memorial Day off, choosing to refrain from teaching lessons to bad children and spends the day watching all of the most awesome and exciting movies that Hollywood has to offer! And every year when Mr. Clown goes to the movies, he asks for butter on his popcorn and every year they say, “We can certainly add buttery topping for you Mr. Clown!” And Mr. Clown is ever so happy. But, this year, Mr. Clown has just been informed by some pimply-faced geek at the counter that “buttery topping” is not real butter! Mr. Clown doesn’t look very happy about that does he boys and girls?
Mr. Clown: What Do You Mean It’s Not Real Butter? © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables
Mr. Clown is very concerned that Tobey isn’t eating all of his vegetables. Vegetables are very important for growing children. Packed full of vitamins and minerals they are really good for children to eat, helping kids stay healthy and fit! Sadly… Becky did not eat her vegetables. Instead she ate all of her meat so that she could skip to dessert. So, Mr. Clown had to teach Becky a lesson, hoping that lesson would serve as an example to Tobey and all the little children. It doesn’t look like Tobey is going to forget to eat his all of his vegetables now, does it boys and girls? What would we do without you Mr. Clown?
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room!
Chester Sloane is such a busy boy. After school he has football practice, then band practice plus homework. With so much going on in his life, sometimes it’s easy to let things slide…. like his bedroom. Even though his mother Mrs. Sloane tells him each afternoon, “Chester, you need to take a little time and tidy up your room! It’s a complete pig-sty!” Chester never does. He has so many other important things to do. Like call his friend Rusty on his cell phone. For several weeks, Mr. Clown has been aware of the state Chester’s room is in . And, he has been patiently waiting for Chester to do at least a little tidying up. After all, Mr. Clown understands how hard it can be to get your chores done when you’re busy. Why, one time, Mr. Clown didn’t put his shoes away before bed because he’d had such a long tiring day of teaching lessons. But, today Mr. Clown says, “Enough.” And, it’s time for Chester to learn a very sharp lesson about not cleaning up his room.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Happy Easter From Mr. Clown!
One of Mr. Clown’s favorite holidays is Easter! He loves coloring eggs! He loves chocolate! He loves getting an Easter basket! However… what he doesn’t like is that creepy Easter Bunny who slinks and skulks around Mr. Clown’s yard while hiding eggs! Doesn’t the Easter Bunny know that trespassing is illegal?! Mr. Clown thinks a public figure and famous celebrity like the Easter Bunny should adhere to the law at all times! Little children look up to him. If the Easter Bunny can’t and won’t follow the law, why would any little children be interested in following the law. So, Mr. Clown has decided that this is the year that he will teach that rascally rabbit what happens to bad children who trespass. Silly rabbit!
Happy Easter From Mr. Clown! © 2011 City of Troy Productions
