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Mr. Clown: Happy Valentine’s Day © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Be A Bloodsucker
Recently Count Dracula has moved to the tiny town of Green River. And it has come to Mr. Clown’s attention that several little children have been drained of every drop of blood and died. And, these were not bad children—they were good children. That is not OK. You can’t just go around and sucking people’s blood, no matter if they think vampires are awesome thanks to the “Dusk” series of books and movies where vampires sparkle and shine like diamonds in the sunlight. Real vampires have started taking advantage of the children’s stupid and misguided love of vampires resulting from “Dusk” and have been draining them clean. So, Mr. Clown has gotten a wooden stake and is going to show Dracula that it’s not OK to prey on good little children in his town.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Bloodsucker © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Huff Glue
Every day after school, Joey Garber and his friends Sherman, Dorrie, T’Shon, and Elliott, hang out to watch television or play video games until Joey’s mother gets home from work at 5:00pm. Joey’s past-time is making model planes and cars, so he has a wide variety of glues and cements. Today, Sherman has convinced them that they should sniff or huff some glue. Joey is not sure about this. He has heard from his mother, father, teachers, and the local nightly news that huffing can be very dangerous and sometimes even deadly! Mr. Clown has been paying close attention to the unsupervised hijinks that go on at Joey’s every afternoon. Most afternoons he ends up moving along, going to another house to observe what other children are doing. However, today he has found that nothing good is happening in the Garber house. So, Mr. Clown has decided he is going to show the children the dangers that can result in huffing glue.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Huff Glue © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Clowns and Snow Don’t Mix
There are many things that Mr. Clown likes. And, just as many that he does not. Among the things that Mr. Clown is not fond of is snow. The cold wet stuff falling from the sky annoys Mr. Clown. It seeps into his shoes, it soaks through his outfit—he often forgets to wear a jacket when out teaching lessons. And, he can’t take his balloons out! He has to use his stupid umbrella. He hates that umbrella almost as much as he hates the snow. Today as it started snowing in Green River, Mr. Clown angrily grabbed his machete and decided it was time to show that pesky snow just what he thinks of it… Poor Mr. Snowman!
Mr. Clown: Clowns and Snow Don’t Mix © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Not A Creature Was Stirring
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house… not a creature was stirring… not even a mouse…
Mr. Clown: Not A Creature Was Stirring © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Be A Pottymouth
The halls of Green River Elementary are often filled with loud noises and rambunctious talking as the little children go from class to class, stopping at their lockers to switch books between classes. However, one thing that shouldn’t be among that noise and talking is foul vulgar language. When the little children use bad language, they make themselves sound poorly educated and disrespectful toward themselves and others. Bad words are meant for adults—and only in very special situations. However, Rich Thomason thinks it’s funny and makes him “cool” to use vulgar language. For weeks now Rich has been peppering his sentences with foul language, bombarding his classmates Omar and Fran with the bad words that flow forth so easily. Everyone has warned Rich, telling him that no one thinks it makes him cool or funny. But, Rich has his own ideas about bad language. And he keeps flapping his pottymouth constantly—finally bringing him to the attention of Mr. Clown. While Rich’s mom has attempted to use soap to wash his mouth out, Mr. Clown has a much better idea of how to handle the situation. After all, without a tongue, Rich can’t very well keep the ongoing foul flow from his pottymouth… can he?
Mr. Clown: Don’t Be A Pottymouth © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Naughty Or Nice?
Mr. Clown has been going over his list, checking it twice… And, some of the children of Green River have been very very naughty. Which have you been? Naughty or Nice? Mr. Clown wants to know…
Mr. Clown: Naughty Or Nice © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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You Better Give Thanks!
Thanksgiving is one of Mr. Clown’s favorite holidays! It is based on showing gratitude to other people and to all the wonderful gifts we’ve received during the year. In Mr. Clown’s opinion, one of the worst things you can do is not give thanks on Thanksgiving. So, while he may overlook your transgressions the day of Thanksgiving (because even Serial-Killer Lesson Clowns need the day off), come midnight it becomes Black Friday…. and it’s going to be a very black day indeed for anyone who doesn’t show thanks…
Mr. Clown: You Better Give Thanks © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Mr. Clown says that he’ll carve the turkey… so you don’t have to. Besides, if he doesn’t, it means someone will bring tofurkey. YUCK! This holiday, Mr. Clown asks that you, “Just say NO to Tofurkey!”
Mr. Clown: I’ll Carve the Turkey © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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