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Don’t Talk On Your Cell Phone While Driving
In recent years, cell phones have made life more convenient for people all over the world. However, many people have decided that it’s even more convenient to use their cell phones while driving. Distractions such as talking on your cell phone can lead to dangerous driving, which leads to accidents. Recognizing this, the city of Green River has passed a law saying that driving while talking on a cell phone is illegal! However, Jessica Flax thinks she’s above the law because she’s sixteen, blonde, rich, and just got a brand new pink convertible sport’s car. Mr. Clown has decided that he is not going to wait around for a cop to catch Jessica on her phone. He is going to step in and put a stop to Jessica’s dangerous behavior.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Talk On Your Cell Phone While Driving © 2012 City of Troy Productions
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Don’t Kill Babysitters
Every year at Halloween, the peaceful town of Green River is terrorized by a serial killer! One who did not get his degree at Serial Killer Lesson Clown College! This killer blows into town in a cheap dime-store Halloween mask and his orange prison jumpsuit and kills babysitters! Now, while this so-called Babysitter Murderer only kills babysitters who have misbehaved. Most often they have misbehaved with their boyfriends or by drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana. But, he often kills them while these babysitters are in charge of the little children! Mr. Clown heartily agrees that bad children (even those who are teenagers) should be taught lessons—no matter how severe. Yet Mr. Clown does not like that the Babysitter Killer is leaving little children unattended! What if there is a fire? Or some other emergency? Such as if someone has to use the bathroom? How many little children have wet the bed? Which is a crime Mr. Clown would normally punish if they don’t shape up. And it’s all because the Babysitter Killer has murdered those up-to-no-good babysitters. So this Halloween, Mr. Clown has decided that no babysitters are going to get murdered on his watch… at least not before the parents get home. And, to do that he might just have to teach that bad old Babysitter Killer a lesson.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Kill Babysitters © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Don’t Wear White Shoes After Labor Day
It’s a simple and long-held rule of fashion: You can’t wear white shoes after Labor Day. It’s very simple why this is: White is a Spring and Summer color, and white heels or pumps are just not acceptable once Fall is here. Everyone should know this, and everyone should adhere to this. While Fran Gerkenstine, Joshie Palmer, and their friend Denise McLaughlin understand this simple rule of fashion—going for shades other than the verboten white, poor misguided Marilyn Cooke has chosen to overlook this rule. In fact, she has decided that she is going to fly in the face of this very important fashion rule. Marilyn is one of the most fashionable girls at Green River Elementary. Other girls look to Marilyn to see what to wear. And she has decided that she is going to make wearing white shoes after Labor Day a new fashion trend. Too bad Mr. Clown reads Emily Post and believes that even the rules of fashion are important for little children to follow closely. So, Mr. Clown has decided to do a fashion intervention. He only hopes that Marilyn likes red… because that’s the color she’s going to be bringing back this Fall.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Wear White Shoes After Labor Day © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride
Pride [prayhd] –noun
1.) A inordinately high opinion of one’s importance, merit, or superiority.
2.) The state or feeling of being proud.
On the one hand, it’s important to take a certain amount of pride in one’s self—be it taking care to dress nicely or appropriately, to complete work and tasks in a timely and acceptable fashion, or even to conduct one’s self as a mature individual with integrity. However, as with anything pride can be taken to an extreme—leading to places no one should ever go. That’s the situation that Lisa Berry has put herself in. Lisa very much wants to be the Green River Elementary 5th Grade Class President. She has declared that she is the only person capable of leading the 5th Grade to lofty heights. She has even decided that she is the only cool person in the entire 5th Grade and is prettier than all the other girls in her class, perhaps the entire school. Her self-esteem has become so bloated by her false sense of pride in her alleged accomplishments that she acts as though she is better than every one else. She has even come to a place where she rubs her perceived awesomeness in the faces of Fran Gerkenstine and her friend Joshie Palmer every morning on the way to Science Class. Fran and Joshie have both tried to warn Lisa that she is going down a dark path—letting her pride turn her into an unbearable braggart. And, that Mr. Clown is standing right behind her this morning with one of his most favorite knives. It’s too bad that Lisa won’t stop bragging long enough to hear their warnings, isn’t it boys and girls? Poor Lisa. Her pride has really gotten her into a real jam this time!
Mr. Clown and the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride © 2011 City of Troy Productions
