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DON’T FORGET TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

May 20th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

Mr Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables

Mr. Clown is very concerned that Tobey isn’t eating all of his vegetables. Vegetables are very important for growing children. Packed full of vitamins and minerals they are really good for children to eat, helping kids stay healthy and fit! Sadly… Becky did not eat her vegetables. Instead she ate all of her meat so that she could skip to dessert. So, Mr. Clown had to teach Becky a lesson, hoping that lesson would serve as an example to Tobey and all the little children.  It doesn’t look like Tobey is going to forget to eat his all of his vegetables now, does it boys and girls? What would we do without you Mr. Clown?

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Eat Your Vegetables © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BECKY, BLOOD, BROCOLI, CARROTS, CHICKEN, CLEAVER, CLOWN, CREEPY, DINNER, LEMONADE, PAINTING, PITCHER, SUERAT, SUNDAY IN THE PARK, TABLE, TOBEY, VEGETABLES
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MR. CLOWN IN “WINNING!”

April 1st, 2011 | by mrclown
MR. CLOWN IN “WINNING!”

Mr. Clown in “Winning” © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BEER, BLOOD, CAR, CELEBRITY, CLOWN, COMPUTER, CREEPY, DRUGS, INTERNET, MACHETE, MANNERS, RADIO, RECLINER, TALK SHOW, TURKEY, TV, WINNING
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DON’T FORGET TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

March 25th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS

Don’t Forget To Turn Out The Lights

Whenever Besty leaves a room, her mother, Mrs. Perkins, often has to call out, “Don’t forget to turn out the lights!” Grudgingly, Betsy will go back and turn out the lights. Whenever she forgets, Mrs. Perkins tells her, “Electricity isn’t cheap! You’re wasting money!” Often Betsy is tempted to just keep going. Surely a few forgotten lights aren’t that big of a deal. However, whenever Betsy is feeling defiant, Mr. Clown always pops in to remind her of the things that could happen if she doesn’t turn out the lights. Thank Heavens for Mr. Clown!

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Turn Out The Lights © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BETSY, CLOWN, CREEPY, KNIFE, LIGHTS
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DON’T FORGET TO WEAR GREEN

March 11th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO WEAR GREEN

Don’t Forget To Wear Green!

Every year when St. Patrick’s Day comes around, all of the good little children of Green River remember to dress in green. By dressing in green they honor the memory of St. Patrick and avoiding getting pinched! However, this year Bucky Wilson has decided that wearing green is so lame. He would much rather wear his favorite red shirt and tan pants! Who needs to follow some silly old tradition on some silly holiday? Fran Gerkenstine and her friend Joshie Palmer know the real importance of holidays and wouldn’t be caught dead not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day! Bucky, however is about to get caught dead not wearing green… Caught dead by Mr. Clown! Mr. Clown has his shiny new hedge-clippers and is going teach Bucky what happens to bad little boys and girls who don’t follow holiday rules! Boy, are those hedge-clippers going to pinch! Not even Fran can stop the lesson by offering her favorite green scarf. Poor poor Bucky. Lucky you like red… Mr. Clown is going to make sure you get to see lots and lots of red!

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Wear Green © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BUCKY, CLOWN, CREEPY, FRAN, GREEN, GREEN RIVER ELEMENTARY, HEDGECLIPPERS, JOSHIE, ST. PATRICK'S DAY, STAIRWAY
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

February 13th, 2011 | by mrclown
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Mr. Clown loves holidays! They are such a wonderful time to celebrate a great many things! He especially loves Valentine’s Day, a day inspired by the murder of gangsters in Chicago during Prohibition on St. Valentine’s Birthday! Mr. Clown knows that all gangsters are very very bad and deserve to learn lessons. Lessons that sometimes can only be taught by being gunned down with machine guns at an Italian Restaurant. So, on this wonderful day celebrating very hard but very important lessons taught to people in the past, Mr. Clown wants to ask you to be his bloody Valentine!

Mr. Clown: Happy Valentine’s Day © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: ARROW, BALLOONS, BLOOD, CLOWN, CREEPY, VALENTINE'S DAY
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DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

January 20th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T GO INTO THE BASEMENT

Don’t Go Into The Basement

Little Billy’s father Mr. Prescott has told him time and time again, “Don’t go into the basement!” His Dad say that there are all kinds of dangerous things lurking down there. And the stairs are narrow and weak. They could break and Little Billy would go tumbling down.  And there are machetes, chainsaws, hedge clippers, and axes hiding in the shadows, ready to cut and hurt little boys who don’t mind. But, some days Little Billy’s curiosity gets the better of him and he just can’t help but push the door open and stand at the top of the stairs, looking into the darkness below. Luckily for Little Billy if he ever decides to go down those creaky narrow stairs he will find Mr. Clown waiting in the dark shadows to show him that he would have done well to listen to his Dad.  How thoughtful of Mr. Clown!


Mr. Clown: Don’t Go Into The Basement © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: AXE, BALLOONS, BASEMENT, CLOWN, CREEPY, HEDGECLIPPERS, KNIFE, Little Billy, MACHETE, STAIRWAY
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DON’T TEASE

November 11th, 2010 | by mrclown
DON’T TEASE

Don’t Tease!

One of the biggest obstacles that the children face is teasing. Teasing is serious business. It can make children feel very bad about themselves and have long-lasting repercussions on them and their lives. It’s just not right to tease someone. Making fun of somebody because of who they are or what they wear is not OK! Every day Mary Lou and her friends Gabby and Tanisha torment poor little Fran Gerkenstine. They pick on her clothes, her hair, her good grades, her friends, and even make disgusting allegations about the nature of Fran’s relationship with her dog Pythagoras. Some days Fran goes home and hides in her bedroom to cry. Luckily today, Mr. Clown has wandered along to let Mary Lou know that teasing is not OK! We have a feeling that after this, Mary Lou won’t be teasing anyone ever again!

Mr. Clown: Don’t Tease © 2010 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, CLOWN, CREEPY, FRAN, GABBY, MACHETE, MARY LOU, PYTHAGORAS, TANISHA, TEASING
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BE CAREFUL TRICK-OR-TREATING

October 15th, 2010 | by mrclown
BE CAREFUL TRICK-OR-TREATING

Be Careful Trick-or-Treating!


There are a lot of bad people out there. People who want to hurt little boys and girls. And some times adults. They do all sorts of awful things! Like kidnap them, murder them, and sometimes tie them up in basements to do such awful unspeakable acts that it would turn your hair white and make your skin crawl! On Halloween some of these bad people like to poison candy or put razor blades in apples! This is why little ones should never go trick-or-treating without an adult nearby, or to houses they don’t know, or take anything that isn’t safely packaged.  Francis, Little Johnny, and Becky have decided to start their trick-or-treating this Halloween at Mr. Clown’s house! Luckily Mr. Clown would never poison candy or put razor blades in apples. He does however give out toothpaste and toothbrushes, since smiles and healthy teeth are so important to Mr. Clown! Let’s just hope the kids don’t try to trick Mr. Clown for giving such lame stuff out.  He would not like that too much, and would punish them for forgetting to be careful while trick-or-treating. And for wasting all of that toilet paper…


Mr. Clown: Be Careful Trick-Or-Treating © 2010 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BECKY, CANDY, CLEAVER, CLOWN, CREEPY, FRANCIS, GHOST, HALLOWEEN, JACK-O-LANTERN, LITTLE JOHNNY, OUTSIDE, PUMPKIN, SHERIFF, WITCH
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DON’T FORGET TO RAKE THE LEAVES!

September 30th, 2010 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO RAKE THE LEAVES!

Don’t Forget To Rake The Leaves!

Whenever Fall comes to the sleepy little town of Green River, the leaves begin to turn colors and then fall to the ground. Every day Mrs. Auburn says to her son Chuck, “Chuck! Don’t forget to rake those leaves!” Each day when Chuck gets in from school, his mom hands him the rake and reminds him about the yard. Taking the rake Chuck goes outside, but he always lets himself get distracted.  Luckily, Mr. Clown has come along to remind Chuck those leaves aren’t going to rake themselves. Mr. Clown is even going show Chuck how to use the rake! Mr. Clown can be such a harsh teacher sometimes!  Good luck Chuck! You’re going to need it.

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Rake The Leaves© 2010 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, CHORES, CHUCK, CLOWN, CREEPY, FALL, LEAVES, OUTSIDE, PUMPKIN, RAKE
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WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

September 16th, 2010 | by mrclown
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
While You Were Sleeping

Little Timmy often wonders what goes on while he’s asleep. In those hazy moments before sleep overtakes him, he is sure that there is a magical, wonderful world that takes place while he’s asleep.  As he slips into Dreamland, the furthest thing from Little Timmy’s mind is all the awful nasty things his mom has told him not to do when he’s alone at night. His mom is afraid Little Timmy might let his fingers stray to places they ought not to go. Luckily, Mr. Clown is standing vigil, making sure Little Timmy keeps his hands safely above the blankets.

Mr. Clown: While You Were Sleeping © 2010 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: AXE, BALLOONS, CLOWN, CREEPY, LITTLE TIMMY, SLEEPING
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