Don’t Rampage Through The Village
Green River is generally a peaceful little town. There is never much going on, except the disobedience and surly manner of some of the children. However, just outside town at Castle Frankenstein, the brilliant yet mad Dr. Frankenstein is always making men out of corpses and putting damaged brains in their heads. Then the good Dr.’s monsters go on a rampage through Green River, tearing up stuff, killing people, smashing windows, stepping on flowers, getting into garbage, and eating pies off window sills. It has happened so many times the people of Green River have quite nearly become jaded. However, this time the good Dr.’s monster stepped on Mr. Clown’s prize-winning roses—crushing them and the trellis they were on while accidentally strangling the little girl who lived next door. As far as the neighbor girl… that was no big loss. Mr. Clown was going to have to pay her a visit eventually anyway due to her snotty attitude. But those roses… that is something else entirely. So Mr. Clown has gotten his trusty machete and is heading up to that castle to show Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster once and for all that he can’t just rampage through town…
Mr. Clown: Don’t Rampage Through The Village © 2012 City of Troy Productions
Killing Cupid
Mr. Clown has had one bad relationship after the other. He meets a nice girl. He dates her. Everything is going so well. Then something ruins the relationship. Either the girl has bad manners, etiquette, or is just a floozy. And that just won’t do. So Mr. Clown has decided that he is done with love for a little bit. He has decided that he’s going to take his grievance to the source and kill that little creepy Cupid.
Mr. Clown: Killing Cupid © 2012 City of Troy Productions




