Archive for November, 2011
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You Better Give Thanks!
Thanksgiving is one of Mr. Clown’s favorite holidays! It is based on showing gratitude to other people and to all the wonderful gifts we’ve received during the year. In Mr. Clown’s opinion, one of the worst things you can do is not give thanks on Thanksgiving. So, while he may overlook your transgressions the day of Thanksgiving (because even Serial-Killer Lesson Clowns need the day off), come midnight it becomes Black Friday…. and it’s going to be a very black day indeed for anyone who doesn’t show thanks…
Mr. Clown: You Better Give Thanks © 2011 City of Troy Productions
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Mr. Clown says that he’ll carve the turkey… so you don’t have to. Besides, if he doesn’t, it means someone will bring tofurkey. YUCK! This holiday, Mr. Clown asks that you, “Just say NO to Tofurkey!”
Mr. Clown: I’ll Carve the Turkey © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown: Don’t Play With Fire
Forrest Forbes is a very naughty little boy. Over the past year, he has become fascinated by fire. He has taken to stealing lighters and matches from friends and family members so that he can start fires. It started innocently enough, with him lighting candles and watching them burn until they are nothing but a pool of melted wax. However, Forrest has become less and less satisfied with candles, or throwing kindling into the family’s fire place. In fact, he has taken to burning things. As his desire has grown, and the need for bigger more blazing fires has become known to him, Forrest has taken to stealing toys and possessions from other children in the neighborhood and burning them in his front yard while his parents are at work. Mr. Clown has become aware of this deadly and dangerous behavior. And, Mr. Clown knows that an unhealthy fixation with fire can lead to more serious crimes like arson and murder. So, today, Mr. Clown has decided that only he can prevent Forrest’s fires…
Mr. Clown: Don’t Play With Fire © 2011 City of Troy Productions
Mr. Clown: Don’t Commit Vandalism
Green River is a quiet little suburban community, located nearly thirty miles away from the sprawling city. Many parents move their families to it’s tranquil streets, longing for a kinder simpler life among lush manicured lawns and neatly painted fences and homes. Unfortunately, not all of the children appreciate what Green River has to offer. Some of them even miss the rough and tumble juvenile delinquency of the city and attempt to bring those undesirable values to Green River. One such child is Patty Pepperton. Patty’s parents work very long hours in the city to assure that Patty and her little brother Randy have a roof over their heads, food to eat, and adequate health and dental care. While Randy rushes home to do homework and do his chores, Patty likes to swipe cans of spray paint from the garage. Then she takes to the streets, defacing walls throughout Green River. Mr. Clown has watched Patty’s crime spree for several weeks now, even taking a moment or two to mention this to Mr. and Mrs. Pepperton. However, it does not look as though the Pepperton’s punishment has been very effective. In fact, today, Patty has decided to not only commit vandalism—spraying graffiti all over the wall of an apartment building, but she has included a very personal insult directed at Mr. Clown. Mr. Clown is not amused. And, he is going to teach Patty a very sharp lesson today…
Mr. Clown: Don’t Commit Vandalism © 2011 City of Troy Productions
