Mr Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities
Celebrities are not like the rest of us. They live in a make-believe world where they make movies and television shows. In television and movies, things happen for entertainment value. And these are not things that should really happen in real life where we live. However, since celebrities spend so much time in a make-believe world, they often carry it over into their real lives. And little children all over the world think it’s OK to act like those celebrities—because they are rich, famous, and desired by all. One such celebrity is Venice Sharidin. Venice is famous for nothing at all! She was born to very wealthy parents who taught her no boundaries, no manners, and gave her everything she wanted. She spent most of her early life drinking, doing drugs, and being a skank. And, we all know what a skank is, don’t we boys and girls? If you don’t, be assured that it’s not a good thing. And it’s not something any one should aspire to. One night Venice decided to make a very naughty video and then leaked it to the internet. In a matter of weeks, after billions of downloads and video views, Venice was famous! She got her own TV show (even though she has no charisma)! She made a CD (even though she has no musical talent)! She was in a movie (even though she has no acting ability)! She even wrote a book (even though she can’t read or write)! She coined her catchphrase: “That’s smokin’” (which is dumb). And, millions of little children began to look up to her. All because she made a naughty video! What a skank! One such little child is Besty. Betsy adores Venice Sharidan and has decided that she wants to be just like her idol! She’s changed her hair to look like her, bought all of Venice’s posters, DVDs, and CDs! She even bought the book “Venice’s Guide to Skank”. And after reading it Betsy has decided to use her video camera phone and her parents’ camcorder to make her very own video so she too can be a skanky celebrity just like Venice! Thank goodness Mr. Clown has stopped in to show Betsy that it would have been better to march to the beat of her own drummer and not be a skank. And, when he’s done teaching Betsy a lesson, he just might take a trip to Hollywood to visit Venice Sharidan. After all something has to be done to preserve the innocence of America’s youth.
Mr. Clown: Don’t Act Like Skanky Celebrities © 2011 City of Troy Productions
