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Archive for April, 2011

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DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

April 29th, 2011 | by mrclown
DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room!

Chester Sloane is such a busy boy. After school he has football practice, then band practice plus homework. With so much going on in his life, sometimes it’s easy to let things slide…. like his bedroom. Even though his mother Mrs. Sloane tells him each afternoon, “Chester, you need to take a little time and tidy up your room! It’s a complete pig-sty!” Chester never does. He has so many other important things to do. Like call his friend Rusty on his cell phone. For several weeks, Mr. Clown has been aware of the state Chester’s room is in . And, he has been patiently waiting for Chester to do at least a little tidying up. After all, Mr. Clown understands how hard it can be to get your chores done when you’re busy. Why, one time, Mr. Clown didn’t put his shoes away before bed because he’d had such a long tiring day of teaching lessons.  But, today Mr. Clown says, “Enough.” And, it’s time for Chester to learn a very sharp lesson about not cleaning up his room.

Mr. Clown: Don’t Forget To Clean Your Room © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BLOOD, cell phone, CHESTER, CHORES, FOOTBALL, HEDGECLIPPERS, MESSY, NINJA, TRASH, VENICE SHERIDIN
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HAPPY EASTER FROM MR. CLOWN!

April 15th, 2011 | by mrclown
HAPPY EASTER FROM MR. CLOWN!

Happy Easter From Mr. Clown!

One of Mr. Clown’s favorite holidays is Easter! He loves coloring eggs! He loves chocolate! He loves getting an Easter basket! However… what he doesn’t like is that creepy Easter Bunny who slinks and skulks around Mr. Clown’s yard while hiding eggs! Doesn’t the Easter Bunny know that trespassing is illegal?! Mr. Clown thinks a public figure and famous celebrity like the Easter Bunny should adhere to the law at all times! Little children look up to him. If the Easter Bunny can’t and won’t follow the law, why would any little children be interested in following the law.  So, Mr. Clown has decided that this is the year that he will teach that rascally rabbit what happens to bad children who trespass.  Silly rabbit!

Happy Easter From Mr. Clown! © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BASKET, BLOOD, BUNNY, CLOWN, CREEPY, EASTER, EASTER BUNNY, EASTER EGGS, EGGS, KNIFE, RABBIT
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MR. CLOWN IN “WINNING!”

April 1st, 2011 | by mrclown
MR. CLOWN IN “WINNING!”

Mr. Clown in “Winning” © 2011 City of Troy Productions

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└ Tags: BALLOONS, BEER, BLOOD, CAR, CELEBRITY, CLOWN, COMPUTER, CREEPY, DRUGS, INTERNET, MACHETE, MANNERS, RADIO, RECLINER, TALK SHOW, TURKEY, TV, WINNING
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