MR. CLOWN

Seasons Greetings From Mr. Clown!

Mr. Clown would like to wish everyone a very Creepy Christmas and a Creepy New Year! And to Santa way up in the North Pole, Mr. Clown wants you to know that he has been very good this year. He has helped a lot of children learn very valuable lessons. He has also helped you Santa by removing several very bad children from your list.  Those are fewer names for you to spend time seeing if they’ve been naughty or nice. Because Santa, they were very very naughty.  And Santa… Mr. Clown would like a new machete (since his old one is getting pretty dull), more balloons, a brand new pair of clown shoes, and a DVD set of the complete first season of “Dexter.” And Santa, Mr.  Clown has a very special message for you: If you skip his house again this year, he won’t stop at Donner…. how are you going to get that sleigh up and going without your precious reindeer? You think about that one Santa. You think about that one long and hard. You don’t want Mr. Clown to put you on his naughty list, do you? Do you?

Mr. Clown: Seasons Greetings From Mr. Clown © 2010 City of Troy Production