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WORST BIRTHDAY EVER

August 26th, 2010 | by mrclown
WORST BIRTHDAY EVER

Worst Birthday Ever

It was Little Johnny and Janey’s last birthday together… perhaps Little Johnny should have said “Thank you!” for the wonderful presents. Thankfully Mr. Clown was there to show him the error in forgetting good etiquette and manners. Now Mr. Clown will cut the cake for Janey! Hopefully she remembers to share!

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└ Tags: AXE, BALLOONS, BIRTHDAY, CAKE, CLOWN, CREEPY, ETIQUETTE, JANEY, LITTLE JOHNNY, MANNERS, PRESENTS, TWINS
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DON’T TALK DURING THE MOVIE

August 12th, 2010 | by mrclown
DON’T TALK DURING THE MOVIE

Don’t Talk During The Movie!

Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou have often been told that when the movie is on they should not talk. But, no matter how many times they are told, and no matter how many times the helpful usher comes in to remind them, they just won’t stop talking, ruining others’ enjoyment of the movie! Betty Lou even has the bad manners to take out her cell phone to call her friend Lisa! What a trio of bad eggs! Luckily, Mr. Clown is there to show them the error of their ways! Thanks to Mr. Clown’s timely intervention everyone can enjoy the movie quietly. Except maybe Ralph, Sammy, and Betty Lou… But, they will definitely be quiet from now on.

mr. clown: don’t talk during the movie copyright city of troy productions 2010

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└ Tags: adrienne king, BALLOONS, cell phone, CLOWN, CREEPY, friday the 13th, jason, MACHETE, movie, talking, theater
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Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

August 6th, 2010 | by mrclown
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth

Every night Little Billy Prescott’s mom says, “Billy! Don’t forget to brush your teeth! ” Grudgingly, Little Billy goes to the bathroom and begins brushing even though he’d much rather read or play video games. Some nights Little Billy wonders, “What if I don’t brush my teeth? How will Mom know? What’s the worst thing that could happen?” And each night just as he prepares to skip brushing, Little Billy looks up and in the mirror he sees Mr. Clown, watching from the shower just to make sure Little Billy’s teeth get a proper cleaning. Promising that he will never ever forget to brush before bed, Little Billy scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his teeth are perfectly clean. He is lucky to have Mr. Clown around to help him remember how important brushing really is!


mr. clown: don’t forget to brush your teeth ©IVxvii city of troy productions
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└ Tags: brush, CLOWN, CREEPY, dental hygiene, Little Billy, MACHETE, shower curtain, teeth
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