Stop Calling In The Middle of the Night!
Mr. Clown is a very busy serial-killer lesson clown. Some days he starts work as early as four a.m. and will work until one or two a.m. the next morning. So when he finally gets to lay down and sleep after a long and hectic day of punishing bad children who misbehave, don’t follow the rules, or are complete d-bags, it is a great relief. However, sometimes just as he gets to sleep and is just about to start dreaming happy serial-killer lesson clown dreams, the phone will ring and wake him up! That’s not nice! Mr. Clown realizes that there are some times when a late night call is unavoidable, such as during an emergency or a family medical situation or even when a loved one dies. However, too many times those late night phone calls are not in any way an emergency. For instance, often after having too many margaritas at the club, Mr. Clown’s ex-girlfriend Gertie Clowntoes will call and want to discuss why their relationship failed. Not cool Gertie! Not at all! However, the worst offender of all Mr. Clown’s late-night phone callers is the evil elder god Cthulhu who was imprisoned a millennium (or so) ago in an under-water city in the South Pacific. Since getting a cell phone, Cthulhu has made it his business to try and get people to answer his call–and come to the South Pacific to release him from his prison so he can once more rule the world through pain, misery, blood, and fear. Mr. Clown often takes the call of Cthulhu, but quickly realizes that it’s just that crazy old octopus-face calling to ramble on and on about how awesome his rule will be. This has been going on for months, and this night Mr. Clown has had enough. Chartering a boat and packing his favorite machete, he is heading toward the South Pacific to pay Cthulhu a visit. Mr. Clown is very much looking forward to this visit, because when it’s done he’ll finally get a good night’s sleep and he will have so much octopus in the freezer he’ll never have to buy it again.
Mr. Clown: Stop Calling In The Middle of the Night! © 2012 City of Troy Productions
